Crotch Crickets

Public lice are usually referred to as Crabs. They are small parasites that resemble Sébastien from the Little Mermaid. There's no known cure for them.
Did you hear that Rebecca has Crotch Crickets again? I think I heard the song Under the Sea coming from her front underwear.
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Man, I got me some serious crotch crickets after I hung with that chick.
by Rab Dog July 27, 2004
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Crotch Crickets

Various forms of parasitic STDs such as crabs.
She has slept with so many people, I bet she has crotch crickets.
by i have a fake name December 08, 2010
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Crotch Crickets

They are pubic lice.
Man that smut I picked up in Atlantic City gave me a batch of "Crotch Crickets".
by Timothy Keith Metz May 19, 2006
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A southern colloqial for a severe case of pubic crabs.
The bitch's crotch crickets were so bad, her gynocologyst had to call Orkin, just to get a "pap" smear......
by moon doggie April 28, 2003
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Another name for "Phthiris pubis", the pubic louse (crabs).
Joey had sexual relations with a dirty girl, and was afflicted with a nasty case of crotch crickets.
by Derek Smith May 10, 2003
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A louse

A Crab

A tick

A small tick-like annoying pest that lives in pubic hair, and has a parasitic relationship with the human body.
Man I got so shit-faced last night. I don't remember a thing. However, i'm guessing a had sex because i woke up with a few nasty crotch crickets on my pubes.
by ACannon April 09, 2008
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