Crotch Candy

Calcified toilet paper bits clumped together in the crotch

Had a nasty bit of Crotch Candy going on...

by Bespen April 19, 2018

Crotch Candy

The description of a woman/girl who is not hot enough to be Arm Candy, but is still fun to sleep with.

I've been hanging out with this killer crotch candy, but she's kind of fugly.

by cdettwei December 30, 2008

crotch candy

a sweet and delicious-looking crotch of a girl; usually referring to cameltoe

timmy: so what do u wanna do?
paulie: shut up i'm entralled by that crotch candy over there.

by Thomas78 October 24, 2006

crotch candy

When you're eating candy while sitting down and drop a piece in your crotch and still eat it anyway, that is crotch candy.

In the car:

Billy: Hey Timmy, you dropped some of that candy in your crotch.

Timmy looks down, sees the candy, and eats it.

Timmy: Man, that was some good crotch candy!

Billy: Hey, make me some!

by chicken milkshake March 22, 2008

candy crotch

a fine female.

That girl over there is top notch candy crotch.

by Jon Jonz February 10, 2004