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crotch candy 

When you're eating candy while sitting down and drop a piece in your crotch and still eat it anyway, that is crotch candy.
In the car:

Billy: Hey Timmy, you dropped some of that candy in your crotch.

Timmy looks down, sees the candy, and eats it.

Timmy: Man, that was some good crotch candy!

Billy: Hey, make me some!

Crotch Candy 

Calcified toilet paper bits clumped together in the crotch
Had a nasty bit of Crotch Candy going on...
Crotch Candy by Bespen May 28, 2018

Crotch Candy 

The description of a woman/girl who is not hot enough to be Arm Candy, but is still fun to sleep with.
I've been hanging out with this killer crotch candy, but she's kind of fugly.
Crotch Candy by cdettwei December 30, 2008

candy crotch 

That girl over there is top notch candy crotch.
candy crotch by Jon Jonz February 9, 2004
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026