crotch candy Share definition Flag a sweet and delicious-looking crotch of a girl; usually referring to cameltoe timmy: so what do u wanna do? paulie: shut up i'm entralled by that crotch candy over there. crotch candy by Thomas78 October 24, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the crotch candy mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch