Crotch Bark

The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the vulva at bamboo growing speed.

Oh no, the doctor says my flaring case of crotch bark is gonna last the weekend.

by fussock May 2, 2009

crotchbar

the sidebar of youtube which is now underneath the video.

leave a comment, question or video response below the crotchbar.

by kalei lubov June 15, 2010