crook county

Refers to the county in which Chicago, Illinois resides. See also Strogerland.
I needed a job, so I paid somebody in Crook County off.

I had a job with Crook County, but I got Strogerzied.
by the crooked May 13, 2008
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Crooks County

Rooks County Kansas. The last guard holding hell from pouring out onto earth. The ones that slip through are held here by the few that are able to live amongst the flik flak flakes. We are the front lines, in the trenches, overrun yet able to contain all the evil in one district...the 9th. You name it, it is here or it has happened. No eye is batted. As we rise, they fall. It is the final hour. We will Plieger it out.
Only in Crooks County.
by Always the Phatz August 15, 2025
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