by Donovan619 April 20, 2009
by boyWunder March 27, 2010
my cart is about to be a croach
by daradane July 18, 2022
Croach/Croached. When someone approaches another person with sexual intent. Usually an eager individual approaching an unsuspecting target. Usually refers to an older balding male sliding into a younger female's direct messages, often very sexy, otherwise scary.
by fifis December 10, 2018
“You are a Croach. A cricket cause you’re unnecessary and annoying, and a roach cause you nasty”
“Croach ass b*tch”
“Croach ass b*tch”
by SuicidalMemoirs October 23, 2019
Croaching : The act of cramming the anus with Branflakes and allowing crows to feast upon them.
Origin : bizarre sexual punishment/fetish, probably related to the partakers of the sports known as "rowing" or "rugby".
Origin : bizarre sexual punishment/fetish, probably related to the partakers of the sports known as "rowing" or "rugby".
1. I feel like a croach
2. S/he needs to be croached
3. I've just been given a good croaching
4. "Stop behaving badly, or I'll have you croached"
2. S/he needs to be croached
3. I've just been given a good croaching
4. "Stop behaving badly, or I'll have you croached"
by ekul May 25, 2004
A substance found in a bud buster after busting a large amount of roaches. Croaches are the crystals from the roaches that build on a bud buster like normal crystals do off weed. These roach crystals are very potent.
by Shawn Maglicic April 15, 2006