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Crizzete 

Crizzete is a girl who will always be there for you. Even if people are keeping her away from you because of your failures, she'll find a way to make you feel that you are loved, supported and wanted despite of the failures you have. She has the most beautiful smile of the girls you'll meet in your life and she could be that girl that you want to spend the rest of your life with and have children. If you have Crizzete, keep her.
boy 1 : you see that cute new girl in our physics class today?
boy 2 : Yeah she is probably a Crizzete.
Crizzete by troy6 June 7, 2021
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1) to work out in order to become extremely muscular
2) To ejaculate on a womans chin
im goin to the gym to get chizzed
chizzed by gorilla biskit November 30, 2004
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To be on the influence of marijuana. Another word for 'stoned'.
"Man, I'm so chizzed , oh my god".
chizzed by mikeleggy March 30, 2007
The act of crying and jizzing at the same time. You feel bad for the act of copulation and/or masturbation but the feeling is so striking that you can't help but expel your seed.
I was trying to enjoy The notebook but I cryzzed all over myself when they had sex the first time
cryzzed by Immadafreakinpope July 8, 2009
Crized is a word to describe your untimely demise. The word 'Crized' can also be used to describe a 'pick me girl' or a friend that you hate.. Some other synonyms for the word Crized are: snake, pick me, plastic, straight, mean, narcissistic
ohmygod she's such a Crized.

what a Crized.

See that girl over there? She reminds me a lot of Crized.

You should stay away from her, she acts like a Crized.
Crized by mommymilkersquad January 30, 2021
When you bite into a burrito from taco bell or some other sort of "mexican" food establishment, and molten liquid cheese squirts all over your face, clothing, or other body parts.
Damn son, this burrito totally just chizzed on my face.
chizzed by squatch-one April 8, 2010

crazzedllama 

term for a player on Xbox Live Halo 2- usually associated with terrible gameplay combined with idiotic actions
Man My teamates cost me the game, it was like playing with 3 Crazzedllamas.
crazzedllama by SoAznItHurts November 12, 2006