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Crized is a word to describe your untimely demise. The word 'Crized' can also be used to describe a 'pick me girl' or a friend that you hate.. Some other synonyms for the word Crized are: snake, pick me, plastic, straight, mean, narcissistic
ohmygod she's such a Crized.

what a Crized.

See that girl over there? She reminds me a lot of Crized.

You should stay away from her, she acts like a Crized.
by mommymilkersquad January 31, 2021
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A Keirsten is a person who can never get their name spelled right. They get very defensive when their name is spelled the incorrect way. A Keirsten is also a comedic genius who has mega mommy issues. If you know a keirsten, befriend them at all costs. They are very loyal, and mentally ill. The perfect duo. (keep in mind: She hyper fixates on mediocre gamer boys with piano player hands)
Person A: "OMG you're so funny!"
Person B: "Thanks, not as funny as Keirsten though."

Person A: "Are you coming to the party tonight or what?"
Person B: "Sorry, my mom said no. She just beat me half to death earlier"
Person A: "Damn that sucks. You're such a Kiersten"

Person A: "Did you see that hot skater earlier? He was so cute"
Person B: "Ew no he has fat hands"
by mommymilkersquad January 31, 2021
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