by MIREYA January 5, 2006
A birth control method. Tape two pieces of scotch tape on your pee hole in a cross formation to keep the jizz in.
Man 1: did you use any protection with Suzzie?
Man: yup! Criss crossed her for a half hour. Kept it all in so she shouldn't be knocked up.
Man: yup! Criss crossed her for a half hour. Kept it all in so she shouldn't be knocked up.
by FishforGold September 10, 2016
Darren Criss
by gleeblaineclub January 15, 2021
a guy with a whang to trump all others if ever forced into a situation where cockfight is inevitable. not only is it large but rumor that due to an experiment gone wrong it ended up being turned into diamond giving it the ability to cut glass, crush concrete, etc. A D-Criss is also said to come from god and is the illegitimate brother to jesus christ and chuck norris, he also birthed the energy drink monster from his bladder.
NOTE! if ever approached by a D-Criss you should immediately don your birthday suit and prepare to party like its 1969
NOTE! if ever approached by a D-Criss you should immediately don your birthday suit and prepare to party like its 1969
GOD: to you jesus i give the great honor of saving the human race, and to you chuck norris i give the ability and looks to be the biggest poser ever, and finally to you D-Criss i endow with the largest penis the world will ever see
by D-Criss June 28, 2011
A hand to hand combat fighting maneuver in which you yell out "Criss cross applesauce!" While simultaneously faking a right punch(criss), then a left punch(cross) culminating in a swift kick to your opponents junk (applesauce) Timing is everything in this maneuver. If executed perfectly, it is unblockable.
by Mayut November 9, 2015
When you have to take a shit really badly, but once you go to the bathroom, you don't have to go anymore.
by ezra__factory May 3, 2015
by hillaree August 31, 2012