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that’s seriously crisp! 

Slang expression indicating that something is just right.

Cris’s Fault 

We lost at the pockies Cris’s fault

Crawler's Crisps 

Walker's Crisps when eaten by a tubby Daily Mail reader who takes half an hour to finish a single packet.
I'd rather ingest a pineapple rectally than have to listen to Olive munch through another packet of Crawler's Crisps.

St. Andrew's Cross 

A cross in the form of an "x" (i.e. the flag of Scotland) used in bondage situations. The subject is attached spread-eagled to the cross, and subsequently tortured.
"While I was up on the cross, my master's put nipple clamps on me and had random passers-by tickle me constantly. It was hott."

walker's crisps 

Really Nice Crisps (chips to our cousins across the pond)
could i have some Walker's Crisps Please
walker's crisps by Nige December 21, 2004

Tivadar's Cross 

The cross used for an uncommon form of crucifixion. Rarely seen in any period in history other than the Middle Ages, and even then it was uncommon. The form for the Cross is not actually a cross at all. Rather, it is a square shape, modified depending on the height of the person being crucified. Within the square are three beams. One is horizontal, and goes directly across the middle of the square. The other two are placed diagonally, forming an “X” shape. The victim is placed spread eagle on the Cross, and his arms and legs are nailed onto the beams. A long, usually wood, pole is beneath the Cross, which allows a person or persons to carry the Cross around with them, displaying the victim around the place where he was being executed. The victim was still alive as the people were hauling him across town, and other citizens were allowed to spit, insult, and otherwise degrade the offender. The normal cause of death, just as in normal crucifixion, was suffocation.
Being nailed to Tivadar's Cross is one of the most humiliating forms of capital punishment known to man.
Tivadar's Cross by Jerry October 26, 2004