Crispy cum

That sticky thing you find on your bed sheets after you wake up

Person 1: dude i had a shit ton of crispy cum on my sheets this morning!

Person 2: Dude, i couldnt care less

by Gas king March 18, 2021

crispy cum

when you cum and then fry your cum

"damn i cummed everywhere then i fried my cum so it was nice and crispy, crispy cum."
"where the fuck did you get this idea"

by rockcerealemptycrisppacket October 22, 2022

Crispy cum

The Cum dried on your bedsheets after a really nice fuck

Ya me and Julia did it so good there's some crispy cum left

by Yote Yourself February 25, 2019

crispycurlyfries

an amazing cosplayer who is very nice, unproblematic, and good in cosplaying, i love crispycurlyfries!

Hey, do you know crispycurlyfries?

No.. who is that?
That amazing cosplayer!

by crispycurlyfriesfp November 3, 2021

crispycucumber

Best person alive and leader of the crispygang

1: did you hear? crispycucumber is in our town!

2: omg lets go see him!

by crispycucumber October 3, 2019

crispycurlyfries

crispycurlyfries is a cosplayer, shes amazing on it

Crispycurlyfries commented!!!

whos that?
that amazing cosplayer!

by crispycurlyfriesfp November 3, 2021