by Destructaur September 28, 2016
that minimarshmellow is crispy fried.
by yo dougie January 20, 2009
When a penis gets infected and the end of it looks like well a clump of rice, kinda crispy definitely gross and is almost unbelievable.
person 1: dude, do you have super crispy fried rice?
person 2: what's that?
person 1: some disease that makes the end of your dick look like fried rice
person 2: man thats digusting!
person 2: what's that?
person 1: some disease that makes the end of your dick look like fried rice
person 2: man thats digusting!
by illgamer97 July 17, 2012
Another term for being sunburned. Usually a person who is fried crispy has a relatively moderate sunburn which could entail some peeling. Being fried crispy usually occurs when a person is too stupid, or too stubborn, to apply sunscreen before being outside during the spring and summer. Having red or blonde hair and light skin also gives a person a higher likelihood of being fried crispy.
by pumpkin_patch90 April 19, 2009
by y33tgodmcneckass December 18, 2019
Used for the most extraordinarily confusing or weird moments, say this when the most WIERD shit goes down
by Plutoid Federal Navy June 29, 2021