Crispy Boy

An overly affectionate name used to describe a bottle of Bud Light

Hey Gissell, toss me a crispy boy before I start this rad game of corn hole.

by Mr Smeed September 26, 2017

Crispy Boy

An acne riddled adolescent or pre-teen.

Holy shit is Aaron a Crispy Boy.

by FlarpBanana December 16, 2017

Crispy Boy

A 'Crispy Boy' is a term used when someone(boy/girl) is offended, pissed, or even is sad.

1. *Kelly misses the catch* OH MY GOD! "KELLY IS A CRISPY BOY!"
2. *Asking the black guy if he is African* "BOY! I AM MEXICAN " OH YOU A CRISPY BOY
3. *Your best friend moves away* You are now a Crispy Boy

by A CRISPY WAGGERZ March 02, 2018

Crispy boy

A (typically domestic) beer kept in the crisper drawer of a refrigerator because the door is full of Pepper sauces and the shelves are filled with steaks.

Hey, Nance, toss a crispy boy out here to Chad while I show him how to grill these T-bones.

by Chuckie_Lows July 27, 2018

Crispy boy

A fresh cold beer!

Hey man we got any crispy boys left in the fridge?

by Frodaddy123 January 06, 2020

Crispy Boi's

White New Balance 600 series Dad shoes. Specifically the 608's or the 624's

Mark threw his old crispy boi's on the boiler to dry and slipped into a fresh pair

by Thefance January 28, 2020

crispy boi

A Type of Lager that or Ale that is Golden, Filtered to Clarity, Not Hoppy, and overall CRISP.

That pleb Mason thinks that he's drinking a crispy boi but it's hazy and fucked looking

They brew the best crispy boi in town.

Pilsner Urqell is the OG crispy boi

by -TWITCHY August 31, 2018