The irrational, yet deeply relatable fear that the remaining toilet paper won’t be enough to finish the job — especially when it’s too late to turn back.
A condition that strikes in moments of vulnerability, often accompanied by cold sweats, regret, and intense calculation of remaining square footage.
A condition that strikes in moments of vulnerability, often accompanied by cold sweats, regret, and intense calculation of remaining square footage.
“Bro, I was at my friend’s place, mid-squat, and realized there was just one sad sheet left… total crisisrollaphobia hit me.”
by Irakli Dolidze July 16, 2025