A tool to measure how cringe something is on a scale from 1-100. Parents are often cringe but it is very difficult for them to know EXACTLY how cringe they actually are. This is a good way to tell them how much. All parents are cringe, but some parents are even more cringe than others.
How many percent cringe are your parents? Measure it in the Cringeometer! 1 % cringe is still CRINGE! That is like being 100% CRINGE!
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.