A Cris Delgado is the best person on this planet! They always have your back no mater what. They always have jokes usually sexual jokes that are extremely funny. They are extremely sexy but they usually dont beliieve it. They are not always the sharpest tool in the ahead but they are pretty darn amazing. Once you meet a Cris Delgado you will never forget them. Yep they are that amazing. They are also sweet if your ever feeling down they'll cheer up and give you a good augh :). I love my Cris Delgado. :)They are kind and such a little cutie!
by addison.klaire :) December 1, 2012
by bombskillu June 6, 2016
Sally: I accrued a bodycount of 87 in my twenties, but every time I mention it now I get ghosted by my date.
Bob: Okay, fleshlight that cries.
Bob: Okay, fleshlight that cries.
by Augustisimus July 27, 2022
by Slothiana November 6, 2016
An imaginary food, usually accompanied first by a waaburger. Is usually offered to someone who is whining, complaining, bitching, or any other annoying offense.
Guy: I can't spell anything right in this dictionary.
Guy 2: Get yourself a waaburger and some french cries.
Dude: I can't take it anymore!
Dude 2: Dude, get youself some french cries and quit complaining.
Guy 2: Get yourself a waaburger and some french cries.
Dude: I can't take it anymore!
Dude 2: Dude, get youself some french cries and quit complaining.
by punkbass_20x6 January 15, 2006
When you're doing something scary or intimidating and your body reacts involuntarily to the fear by simultaneously pooping and crying, while your brain maintains its composure.
by Tine Machine September 7, 2015
Gone forever the Cris Her90
by Susman107 February 16, 2021