An imaginary food, usually accompanied first by a waaburger. Is usually offered to someone who is whining, complaining, bitching, or any other annoying offense.
Guy: I can't spell anything right in this dictionary.
Guy 2: Get yourself a waaburger and some french cries.

Dude: I can't take it anymore!
Dude 2: Dude, get youself some french cries and quit complaining.
by punkbass_20x6 January 15, 2006
a fictional food that implies someone is being a cry baby. It is most often accompanies the word wamburger.
jake: mom, chris won't stop making weird faces at me!

chris: awww does poor baby want a wamburger and some french cries?
by Pont Lemarce November 10, 2006
yelled at someone that is whining to imply to him that he is whiny
Go get yourself some french cries and a wamburger
by T-Money April 2, 2005
what you give someone when they are being whiny bitches and acting like they are the only one in the world with problems
If Lauren says "Geez that jerk didn't even hold the door for me". You can respond with "you want a wahburger and french cries?"
by Reality!! February 15, 2012