Crest White Strip

When a guy blows his load onto a girls chest and overshoots onto her teeth.

About 5 minutes ago, Kevin lost control of his boys, cause I'm super hot, and gave me a Crest White Strip.

Crest White Strip by lbb99 May 24, 2010

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Crest White Strip

overpriced; rip-off; media blow job

I took my mom to the Soho Grande on Halloween and it was a total Crest White Strip! (Fortunately, she paid me back -- woulda liked to see the look on her face when she saw the bill!)

Crest White Strip by Lucas Watzenrode September 7, 2018

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Crest 3D White Strips

An alternative to going to the dentist and receiving teeth whitening treatment. This over the counter brand of strips delivers similar effects to professional treatment. However, over time the white strips will weaken the tooth enamel leading to inevitable decay.

OMG, her teeth are so white I have to wear sunglasses just to look at her.

She uses Crest 3D White Strips 2 times a day religiously. I would get some but it's too damn expensive and I would rather just brush my teeth and floss once a day!

Crest 3D White Strips by PTrockstar92 February 4, 2013

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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