Creeper speed

noun, the speed at which your automobile, bicycle or legs move at to make sure you get a good look at something or someone. Usually around 2-mph.

Alex; why is that car going so slow?
Aaron; thats creeper speed man.
Alex; what a perv.

by abwoitas October 10, 2010

Speedy creeker

An old person that walks suprisingly fast for their age.

“Grandma is turning 85 this year but she moved like shes 20 what a speedy creeker”

by TheBigOneInyourMom July 20, 2018