The “Creekbottom Brownsnake” is when you’re smashing it from behind, and she’s got a little fudge in the tunnel, so it sneaks up your pipe like a slimy serpent, only to slither out later when you hit the john!
After a wild night, Dave and Jenny learned the hard way that the Creekbottom Brownsnake had struck, leaving him with a shitty souvenir from her backdoor!
by Ol Hank March 21, 2025