T: what you smokin?
S: Creed!
T: What the hell?
S: Crack and Weed!
Jimmy smokes creed every morning before taking his kids to school.
S: Creed!
T: What the hell?
S: Crack and Weed!
Jimmy smokes creed every morning before taking his kids to school.
by SuSpense May 2, 2006
A real shitty new-age band that defines their music as rock n' roll. Often mistaken for one crappy band, many creeds exist on our airwaves today.
Nickelback, Puddle of Mudddddddddd, Chevelle, Godsmack and all of these other outfits that they play on the new rock radio station suck so much ass that they are all Creed.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 2, 2004
Creed is an quality band, it's musical artistry is well-known and admired among true music lovers. It rivals only Nickelback in terms of quality, skill and sheer instrumental and lyrical beauty.
My mother says I should listen to music like Mozart or the Beatles, but I prefer actual good music like Creed.
by Thundernut Williamson June 19, 2022
Looks like that chicken shit imitator is at it again. I shall ream his ass with a blitzkrieg of buggery.
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
A generous puddle of smegma, fecal matter and anal lubricant left on the carpet during a homosexual orgy.
by lolcreedsux March 25, 2007
The best band to come out in the 90's. Saved Rock n Roll. Like what Corey Taylor from Slipknot stated in an interview 'You don't sell out concerts, meet millions of fans and go platinum if your music sucks. Period." Meaning that Creed does not suck. Of course, saying a band sucks is an opinion, but it is very difficult to say Creed sucks. Considering they sold 30 mil for 3 albums most by any band, billboard had the for best band of the year 5 times. And many other awards Creed won. Like I said, it is an opinion to say a band sucks, but saying Creed sucks is like saying Metallica or The Beatles suck.
by trojannation3333 September 3, 2008
(v) to creed: The act of altering the preferences of an unattended computer or open facebook account to reflect a fictional and unhealthy fixation with the band Creed. Popular methods include changing an individual's desktop to a picture of the band, or listing Creed as their religious preference on facebook.
Emma left her facebook open so obviously we had to creed her.
I left my computer for a minute and Dom creeded the hell out of it.
Evan suffered two creedings in one day. Someone should stay with him tonight.
I left my computer for a minute and Dom creeded the hell out of it.
Evan suffered two creedings in one day. Someone should stay with him tonight.
by DonDiego July 12, 2008