Credit carded

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In skateboarding, it is when the board lands 90 degress between your legs and you land on top of it. Like a giant credit card between your legs.

Dave: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH, my gooch
Little Bob: oooooo.. credit carded.

Credit carded by Robatedave August 22, 2008

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Credit Carded

When you're skating and the deck flips up in between your legs in between your taint and balls and you land on top of it

Tony was trying to land his grind but the board credit carded him I honestly don't know how he can stand after that

Credit Carded by redfiredrummer June 6, 2020

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Credit Carded

The extremely painful act of running a credit card between a guys balls.

Rick: Whoa, she must be pissed!
Jeff: Yeah man, she was so mad i thought she might credit card me!
Rick: thank god she didn't. I hear getting credit carded hurts like a bitch!

Credit Carded by pleasedont July 14, 2009

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Credit Carder

Putting body wash in your hand and using your hand to clean the inside of your ass cheeks.

Not using a wash cloth or loofa to clean the inside of your ass cheeks like a fucking monster = Credit Carder

Credit Carder by Dectonic June 4, 2021

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creditcarded

means almost got yo nuts blasted. comonly used for skateboarders.

bro I almost got creditcarded when i was board sliding that hand rail.

creditcarded by RCWEEZY October 21, 2006

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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