Credit card

Verb.

The act of sliding an object in between cheeks of the buttox. This is a great way to impress girlfriends/wives.

My phone smells like poop because Jim credit carded it.

by 24khoss October 17, 2013

To swipe a credit card in someone's ass from bottom to top as deep as you can.

by Brunoff May 21, 2008

Lucy: hey do you think she has lost her credit card
Nikita: no shes not like that

by sayhey December 09, 2012

Credit Card

The act of sliding your hand through one's ass crack.

When Sylvia was bending over, I was so tempted to give her a good ol' Credit Card

by Davy K March 01, 2003

When one takes their hand and wipes it up and down one's butt crack.

"That man just passed me and credit carded me!"
"Those people are credit carding each other."

In skateboarding, it is when the board lands 90 degress between your legs and you land on top of it. Like a giant credit card between your legs.

Dave: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH, my gooch
Little Bob: oooooo.. credit carded.

by Robatedave August 22, 2008

The worst mistake a college student can ever make is to get one.

by kid July 22, 2003