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Credit Carding

When one takes their hand and wipes it up and down one's butt crack.
"That man just passed me and credit carded me!"
"Those people are credit carding each other."
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credit carding

the act of a guy swiping his hand from a girl's ass to the front of her pussy..
Jaymee slapped David for credit carding her at bowling the other night, he still has a fuckin handprint...

credit carding

opening a door that you don't have access the keys to using a credit card, by tricking the locking mechanism up and down.
dude i still can't believe that you've credit carted the door lock just to take a picture.

I learned this credit carding method from my inmate back in 90s.
credit carding by adamandeveandbeer September 28, 2010

Credit carding

A sexual position in which a male lays on his stomach and the female straddles the males' butt and then slides her vagina lips up and down the inside of his buttcrack
Tina and Harry are into some weird stuff in bed. I heard they got caught credit carding the other night.
Credit carding by Projectz October 10, 2016

Credit carding

Where you slide your fingers in someone's ass crack. It is a form of sexual assault
Oh man I just credit carded that lady. I'm going to jail :(

Maybe credit carding isn't the way
Credit carding by EmmyAnim July 29, 2025

Credit carding

When you shove a credit up someone's ass and then pull it out with a peg
He done a bit of credit carding on me!!

credit carding it

When one firmly grabs a towel with both hands on the north and south ends and vigorously dries his gooch and nuts.
Dude, I turned the corner in the locker room at the gym and this old guy was straight credit carding it.
credit carding it by Simonsez9 March 31, 2015
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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