Creampie!!! 

"Creampie!!!"
(See also "Live To Win")

The phrase "Creampi!!!" is a new online poker term usually associated with 5 Card Texas Hold 'Em and originated in deep in the slums of Leeds.

The phrase is typed into the chat section during a game of online poker when a played kicks another(s) ass with a brilliantly plyed hand and bums everyone for all of their chips.

It is not used when other players fold, the pot is relatively low, or the player is bluffing.

In many cases "Creampie!!!" is better than sex.

Many use it as an alternative.

During Online Poker Match:

Dealer: LOser4672 shows Two Pairs of 2 Ace's and 2 King's.

Dealer: rockstarsean shows a Royal Flush.

Dealer: rockstarsean wins 79,000chips.

Dealer: rockstarsean wins the game.

rockstarsean: CREAMPIE!!!

Creampie!!! by rockstarsean October 23, 2008

Creampie 

The act of unprotected/uncovered penile ejaculation and insemination inside the vagina.

E.g For the a couple attempting conception/procreation the male will release his sperm (the 'cream') into the female's vagina during climax/orgasm thus releasing his cream into the 'pie.' When withdrawing his penis typically some of his seed will drool/ooze out of the vagina, giving the creampie after-look.

Female - 'He came so much inside me it felt like it was drooling out forever... The perfect creampie!'

Creampie by Llewelyn Dowd July 2, 2022

creampie 

A verb that describes the act of condomless (unprotected) sex and ejaculating inside of a vagina or anus. The act of not pulling the penis out of the vagina or anus and ejaculating inside.

I love my new girlfriend, she's so hot and sexual. Forget oral sex or kissing for her, her biggest turnon is the creampie and I am more than obliged to give it to her.

creampie by TheBigCanucklehead March 13, 2015

Creampie 

A pie made of cream. What, were you expecting some definition of a type of porn?

Girl 1: I ate a creampie yesterday
Girl 2: Really?
Girl 1: Yeah. I baked it myself!

Creampie by Anonymous the Anonymous Anon July 23, 2012

Creampie 

A nice, delicious, home-cooked creampie, oozing with cream.

Her: "Do you want to creampie me?"
Me: "I don't feel like cooking today."

Creampie by BourbonDickSheNary May 17, 2021

Creampie 

When a guy exaculates inside of a woman and watches the cum drip out of the woman's pussy

I wanna creampie her so badly

Creampie by Means anon October 4, 2017

Creampie 

Word used in porn movies. In a creampie scene, the sex organs of a couple are being filmed when the man ejaculates inside the girl's pussy. After he has pulled out his cock, her pussy is filmed close-up with his sperm visible or being squeezed out.

Darling, watching that creampie scene makes me so incredibly horny.

Creampie by Oleus A November 6, 2013