Cream of Wheat 

A porn that depicts a colored man in a cream of wheat box getting his male genitalia worked by a white voluptuous 80's porn star female with a a white gentleman in a toast costume dancing in a very peculiar manner.

Scenario. When standing with friends and talking.
You: The funny thing about cream of wheat is...
Person A: What are you talking about?
Person B: OMG (Bust out laughing).
Person A: Whats so funny?

Cream of Wheat by s13_coupekilla September 29, 2010

cream of wheat 

best boxed food product of all time. The box also sports the image of a sexy chef dude, who is believed to be the husband of Aunt Jamima

I'm gonna go eat some cream of wheet

cream of wheat by Joe February 12, 2003

cream of wheat 

The mixture of a man's semen and a female's yeast infection.

I was going down on my girl and got a mouthful of "cream of wheat".

cream of wheat by Rusty Harwood March 13, 2009

cream of wheat 

Very nasty stuff.

I hate cream of wheat

cream of wheat by Saints September 29, 2003

cream of wheat 

wheat that has been made disgusting

the french call it bleh - and for good reason

cream of wheat by Bronoun September 20, 2004

cream of wheat 

The look of the substance that enters a males pants when aroused. The outcome product resembles cream of wheat.

Man that girl was so hot I just had cream of wheat.

cream of wheat by Pattypat johnson November 7, 2006

Cream of Wheat

Something you say after seeing a 10/10 baddie or someone with a fat dumptruck

Ben: "Cream of wheat 6' O'clock"
Alex: "God damn she could peg me if she wanted"

Cream of Wheat by BigDicknigerian October 4, 2026