Cream of Wheat

A porn that depicts a colored man in a cream of wheat box getting his male genitalia worked by a white voluptuous 80's porn star female with a a white gentleman in a toast costume dancing in a very peculiar manner.

Scenario. When standing with friends and talking.
You: The funny thing about cream of wheat is...
Person A: What are you talking about?
Person B: OMG (Bust out laughing).
Person A: Whats so funny?

by s13_coupekilla September 27, 2010

cream of wheat

best boxed food product of all time. The box also sports the image of a sexy chef dude, who is believed to be the husband of Aunt Jamima

I'm gonna go eat some cream of wheet

by Joe February 12, 2003

cream of wheat

The mixture of a man's semen and a female's yeast infection.

I was going down on my girl and got a mouthful of "cream of wheat".

by Rusty Harwood March 13, 2009

cream of wheat

Very nasty stuff.

I hate cream of wheat

by Saints September 30, 2003

cream of wheat

wheat that has been made disgusting

the french call it bleh - and for good reason

by Bronoun September 21, 2004

cream of wheat

The look of the substance that enters a males pants when aroused. The outcome product resembles cream of wheat.

Man that girl was so hot I just had cream of wheat.

by Pattypat johnson November 7, 2006

cream of wheat motherfucker

Dumb White pasty ugly fucker

That cream of wheat motherfucker just at a tater tot out of the road ditch

by MR.FUck.YoU August 24, 2017