Craptain planet
Craptain planet by Porkchop87 June 19, 2017
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captain planet
A show which was invented not by environmentalists and politicians as typically thought, but rather corporate polluters and the government to convince children that pollution is the result of a group of dumb, grotesque individual outcasts who do it for no purpose at all, rather than the result of the monetary interests of corporations.
Boy: Those evildoers are releasing pollution into the water. Boy, they had better watch out for Captain Planet.
Man: It's not evildoers, it's the local oil business. And Captain Planet is fictional.
Man: It's not evildoers, it's the local oil business. And Captain Planet is fictional.
captain planet by Anonymous October 5, 2003
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captain planet by Harry Fucker June 2, 2005
captain planet
It is ironic that the show, which was supposed to be about saving the environment, is actually sponsored by a few corporations which are responsible for some of the world's pollution. It kinda negates the whole purpose of the show.
Oh shit. The wind blew the plastic wrapper of my sandwich from the table to the ground. Captain Planet is surely going to give me a half-hour lecture about reducing, reusing, and recycling.
captain planet by sarcastic October 13, 2003
Captain Planet
Protect the environment, or he'll fucking kill you!
Captain Planet by Ghost Dog X August 12, 2009
captain planet fart
When several individuals in an enclosed space fart simultaneously (or in rapid succession) to create one monster cloud of shit particles. By all powers combined the aggregate fart is stronger than its parts.
Trevor Ballard, Grogan Gammons, and Jackson farted in their Range Rover at the same time, it was a captain planet fart.
captain planet fart by Bro-cephus October 25, 2009
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captain planet by true July 15, 2003