Crapital One

The other name for Capital One. A bank holding company with a multitude of problems, such as:

- Their noisy slogan "What's in your Wallet?"
- Sending you spam mail for credit card offers every day
- Closing your account for requesting an unjust fee to be removed
- Misleading you to pay extra for services
- Automated dialing to your phone in violation of the Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991
- Randomly visiting you at home or your employer

Crapital One is something not to be trusted.

by The Real Driller December 11, 2022

Capital One

The company that gives me spam mail every day.

Also Capital One, definitely not you.

I open my mailbox every day and I get at least one Capital One letter every fucking day.

by Not Bill from ft worth July 10, 2018

Crapitol One

The worst commercial on television.
Always ending with the line; What's in your wallet?

Gregory: I'm trying to watch the game but this stupid commercial comes up.
Constance: Crapitol One right?
Gregory: Yeah.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023

Capital One

A banking company that is nosy as hell because it wants to know what’s in your wallet 24/7.

TV Advertisement: Capital One be like, “What’s in your wallet?”
Viewer: I ain’t telling you! I mean come on bitch that’s my business!

by Cray Cray J April 2, 2019

capital one

Slutty industry standard of hooking up with no hassles and all of the rewards. Not to be confused with a relationship or any other type of committment. Keep it uncomplicated.

Naw, man, she's just some capital one.

by Christinalicious January 14, 2009

Capital One

They ask “What’s in your wallet!!!”
I said a platinum CAPITAL ONE CARD!!
Then they be like a nope..we be twat waffles!
Waste of time and a money to bank with a the ultra mega super duper bunch of theives. Recently thinking of changing slogan too…

What shouldn’t be in you wallet!!!

Crapital One

BANK OF THE MISERLY

Capital One is a bank of sphincters the rob the clients and prance around in the coffee bars and sip the hood of the title man
The crapital one Bank of sphincter Patrol will close your account if you ask for a unjust fee be removed.

Crapital one only take you banking info to provide the more data to sell to other Crapital one subsidiary’s..

by LickmykickStand May 13, 2022

The capital one special

When a basketball team comes up with a bunch of steals against the opposing team. A direct reference to the capital one slogan: “whats in your wallet”

The Miami Heat hit the Boston Celtics with the capital one special by coming up with 19 steals in game 3 of the eastern conference finals

by kendoobious May 22, 2022