Crap Tapper Share definition Flag Idiot who can't take a dump without emailing/txting someone from his blackberry. Hey Crap Tapper, its hard for me to time my own shit off the tapping of your blackberry? Crap Tapper by Steve da G-Man August 11, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Crap Tapper mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch