Cranking

To be simultaneously engaged in the act of crying and wanking.

Upon realising that his friend would not be visiting him, Jack was unable to help himself from a day of heavy cranking.

by CortaEsaCiudad March 2, 2015

crank

male sex organ, the penis, the dick, the bone, the rod.

Hey Ee-dit, slobber around on my crank dere will ya?

by Lord Heavyhandz - nEvErMiNdThEbOllOx March 15, 2005

Crank

Any song that is so good that you can “crank to it”

John: did you listen to that new kid cudi album?
Alex: Yes bro, that shit was crank

by Logodz February 6, 2021

Crank

Defined as something tight or dope. Also is the music scene in VA instead trap and drill music VA has a music scene called crank.

Aye Jojo that nigga Tee Grizzly new song be crankin.

Person1: ayo u listen to drill music?
Person2: naw Jojo I be listening to Crank music

by Jaden Browner August 4, 2021

Cranking

To cry and wank at the same time. Something that picks your spirits up if you're feeling low.

John: Wow, Dave took his grandma's death very well, look at that smile!
George: Nah, he's just been cranking in the toilets.

by BSF0708 April 2, 2008

crank it

The act of masturbating, especially after a hard days work.

Student 1: Thank god class is done. Glad to be going home.
Student 2: Ya. You going home to crank it?
Student 1: Pretty much.

by sansaman April 6, 2006

Crank

To masturbate simultaneously with the act of weeping.

Formula:
Cry + Wank = Crank.

In addition it is normal to include ones own tears as lubricant.

Example 1:
‘Toni: Hey Jays been in the bathroom for a while now…’

‘Rob: Yeah he’s probably having a crank over that really hot waitress that was being a bitch to him before.’

‘Toni: Yea, fo’shaw’

Example 2:
‘After Rachel rejected Tom at the funeral on Friday I think he went off for a pot noodle...and a crank back at his sister’s place where he’s staying at the moment’

by S Noir. May 16, 2009