Inverted Cranial Rectumitis. Medical term for the condition where someone has their head up their ass.
Tony:"Our new boss' ideas are running this place into the ground."
Ricky:"Yeah,he suffers from Inverted Cranial Rectumitis."
Ricky:"Yeah,he suffers from Inverted Cranial Rectumitis."
by ZQ8Playboy October 5, 2008
The psychological disorder of being unable to remove one's head from one's ass (i.e. cannot see what is right in front of their face).
"Wow, if that person with Cranial Rectal Inversion farts, they're going to completely asphyxiate themselves!"
"Don't eat beans if you've got CRI."
"You'll need some Preparation-H to help get your head out of your ass."
"Don't eat beans if you've got CRI."
"You'll need some Preparation-H to help get your head out of your ass."
by queenducttape December 9, 2005
"You know Dan in sales? The smug git that totally suffers from a bad case of rectal cranial intrusion?
Yeah, got hit by a bus today..."
*claps*
Yeah, got hit by a bus today..."
*claps*
by Zombat September 20, 2011
having your head up your ass
What a jerk. That guy has a bad case of cranial-anal insertion. Do you think I should refer him to a proctologist?
by ybnormal June 12, 2009
Brother dalton: why is your homework the same as jimmy's?
Jimmy's friend: I don't know.
Dalton( adressing the class): what we have here is a severe case of recto cranial inversion.
Jimmy's friend: I don't know.
Dalton( adressing the class): what we have here is a severe case of recto cranial inversion.
by 13 14 February 13, 2009
Little red tubes going through your brain that allow substances to be transfered there causing one to become intoxicated.
by straight prose man April 22, 2011