CRI

(Certified Rectal Investigation)
When it is to be believed that there is some form of blockage in one's anus and a test must be done by a doctor to discover where the blockage is and how to deal with it properly.

Really? You still can't poop? You might want to consider getting a CRI

by Treshawn Jones July 8, 2011

CRI

Cummy Re-Insertion (aka. The Ultimate Gift)

After I finished pummeling her super tight pussy I pulled out and blasted all over her. She wanted more so I put it back in for some hot CRI.

by PHILietian May 25, 2021

CRI

Someone with Cranial Rectal Inversion

Someone who can't figure out the simplest of things has CRI

by Goodster January 18, 2009

Cris

Someone who is loyal to all of his friends. Who always has something funny to say. Someone who can always give you some great advise. You should be very proud to be with friends with a Cris. He has a sexy smile and his big tan arms are the best place to be. He is an amazing man and deff the best husband ever! He has the greatest personality ever and is very fun to be around!

Woah did you see that super amazing awesome guy walk down the hall?!" "Yeah dude that's Cris

by the best wife ever November 22, 2011

Cri

A word used to express sadness or laughter

I cri
We are so cri
Cri
David and Emily are cri all day

by dsk0410 January 14, 2015

Cris

Cris is a sweet boy he knows how to treat a girl right ;) cris is cute he always have sum funny to say. He is a jealous bf when it comes to relationships but cris would never hurt a girl physically or mentally Cris is one of a kind. Also he loves weed.

Cris is an amazing person to be with

by Cristopher Sanchez November 28, 2018

Cri

Much like cry, but used by people who are normally "phan/emo trash" and have a blog on Tumblr. Pronounced like ski, but replace sk with cr.

"Reblog if you cri everyteim," the girl whispered. "Meow, such Phan trash."

by cophiam July 25, 2016