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Crank Banger 

1. (noun) A promiscuous man who prefers sex with less attractive sexual partners, either of whom may or may not be taking crank.
Ex. 1. "Did you see who our roommate brought home from the club last night? Ugh, he has a good taste in music, but when it comes to women, he is a real crank banger."

Ex. 2. "Check out those chicks that just walked in. I call the ugly one," said the crank banger to his bros while softly stroking his mustache.
Crank Banger by Bongo_Bongo March 18, 2012

cranebanger 

One who has excellent skill in the crane career
Chet cranebanger knows how to handle his load and is a absolute badass at being a cranebanger
cranebanger by Cranebanger January 23, 2019

cranbangulasaurused 

when you see an incredibly pretty person and are left in a state of shock
the man was cranbangulasaurused at the sight of her
cranbangulasaurused by the niggacle December 27, 2024

cranbangulasaurused 

when you see an incredibly pretty person and are left in a state of shock
the man was left cranbangulasaurused at the sight of her
cranbangulasaurused by the niggacle December 27, 2024

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026