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Craigslist karma 

What happens when you anonymously answer then screw over the person who places an ad on Craigslist by not showing up or being a bullshitter, only to have the same thing happen to you later on when you post something.
Aaron-I cant get any replies to my ad to sell my car
Jim-Well considering you answer ads just to mess with people, you are getting back Craigslist Karma.
Craigslist karma by DVillan November 8, 2013
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Craigslist Karma 

The good deals and fair treatment I give when selling items on Craigslist entitles me to equally good deals when buying items on Craigslist.

This includes responding to emails, selling in order of response, helping people get items to the car, being reasonable when setting up meet times, and deleting the post after it has been sold, etc.
I got a great deal on this desk from Craigslist, plus they helped me carry it out! It must be my Craigslist Karma after listing that couch in the free section last week and delivering it.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016