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Craptonite 

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag
Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!
Craptonite by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004
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Caeton is a sweet hyper type character. She is the most energetic and caring person you'll ever meet in your life. You can tell her the most darkest secret ever and she will keep her word until the day she dies. Caetons often will tend to stick to you like glue but you will get used to it. Other than that, Caetons are a beautiful type of character and if you have a caeton in your life that means your very lucky.
Oh have you seen caeton anywhere?

Yes I have seen Caeton she is in the corner eating nachos

Thank you, Caeton is such a beautiful girl

I know right Caeton is a beautiful girl
caeton by Gummibears05 December 9, 2017
A unit of measure. A ridiculously large amount. Used to describe quantities in otherwise unfathomable amounts.
Erica, I love you heapsofscads.

Brendan, I love you a whole crapton.
crapton by gogreen626 June 4, 2014

Craptonite 

An inferior building product used in cheap furniture, i.e. 'particle board', or short-strand OSB.
Az- "Ya think that bookcase will hold up?"
Fuzz- "Nah, 'tis pure Craptonite!"
Craptonite by AzureLupine March 24, 2009
Phil is a total Creaton.
How Japanese people pronounce Eric Clapton's name. Has been featured on several Japanese versions of his albums.
"My favorite Eric Crapton songs are Rayra and Ray Down Sarry."
Crapton by Sir Pennyfeather February 16, 2010