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cracker monkey 

When someone is high on crack and they go crazy like a monkey and fuck lots of people at once, while finding it hard to move.
Dude, is that guy going crazy?

No, his doing the cracker monkey.

Wow, hes got alot of girls.
cracker monkey by Just Helping November 22, 2010
Words you can keep

cracker monkey 

Used to insult a white person especially when they're being a bigot.
cracker monkey by Rico the Hispanic September 20, 2009

Cracker Monkey 

A cracker monkey is a white person that looks like an ape. They have the physical features of a cracker and the facial features of a Monkey.
Look at here is she black or is she white, she definitely isn't an albino. She looks like a Cracker Monkey.

Cracker Monkey 

A person that is 50/50 of white and black.
Cracker Monkey by Wafflestompin06 February 15, 2024

monkey cracker 

"You're such a monkey cracker!"
person 1: "what are you? i'm asian!" person 2: "Wow!! i'm a monkey cracker. 😆"
monkey cracker by PRI777 March 19, 2023

Animal cracker in my soup monkeys and rabbits in it too 

Better then your butt because it’s thiccer then you’ll ever be
hey I like your animal cracker in my soup monkeys and rabbits in it too
It’s thick

crackerhonkey

One who is of the homosexuals; a faggot.
<VgameT> I called all of my friends crackerhonkys.
crackerhonkey by Olopsairen March 8, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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