While the term 'Cracked' is more often than not used to casually describe a hit/blow to the face (or other variations of being beaten the shit out of).
However, 'Cracked' is also the name of an off-color humor/satire website, as well as the less popular Cracked Magazine. The website publishes articles with obscure and enticing titles, e.g, "4 Things I Regret Doing While Drunk in The Emergency Room". As we can see, many of the articles are intended for humor. On the contrary, articles such as, "6 Terrifying Creatures That Keep Going After They're Dead" contain factual knowledge with cited sources. No humor is left out of these less trivial articles, however, as off-color comedy is slyly thrown in throughout the entire article. There's also many related forms of publishing on Cracked, including videos and forums (etc.).
However, 'Cracked' is also the name of an off-color humor/satire website, as well as the less popular Cracked Magazine. The website publishes articles with obscure and enticing titles, e.g, "4 Things I Regret Doing While Drunk in The Emergency Room". As we can see, many of the articles are intended for humor. On the contrary, articles such as, "6 Terrifying Creatures That Keep Going After They're Dead" contain factual knowledge with cited sources. No humor is left out of these less trivial articles, however, as off-color comedy is slyly thrown in throughout the entire article. There's also many related forms of publishing on Cracked, including videos and forums (etc.).
John: "I'm fucking sick of dumb humor websites. They make me laugh but when I laugh I feel like George Dubya after a stroke that was treated for in a Jackson, Mississippi hospital."
Dave: "Go to Cracked! You'll laugh your ass off while learning a bunch of cool shit about life. Most of it is actually useful, so it doesn't feel like your brain cells are imploding like Sarah Palin trying to cross the Bering Strait. I stay on it for hours, it's addicting as hell bro!"
Dave: "Go to Cracked! You'll laugh your ass off while learning a bunch of cool shit about life. Most of it is actually useful, so it doesn't feel like your brain cells are imploding like Sarah Palin trying to cross the Bering Strait. I stay on it for hours, it's addicting as hell bro!"
by TheInformacistOfToday May 25, 2012
Cracked in some rare, but relevant circumstances can refer to someone in a complimentary form regarding their beauty, grace, and or elegance.
Cameron swaggered up to a beautiful lady and admired her for just long enough to get caught.
Bronte exclaimed, "Are you right there?"
Cameron replied, "So you are just stunning to look at, you're cracked."
She blushed and they went on their merry way.
Bronte exclaimed, "Are you right there?"
Cameron replied, "So you are just stunning to look at, you're cracked."
She blushed and they went on their merry way.
by CrackedPepper February 14, 2021
Cracked is to refer to someone in a complimentary manner: synonymous with beauty, grace and or elegance.
"Ohh Bron, you're so cracked" Cam exclaimed.
"You're looking cracked this fine evening, some might call you black pepper."
"You're looking cracked this fine evening, some might call you black pepper."
by CrackedPepper January 26, 2021
the morning after some hard-core drug use (aw ye) and you are feeling rather sluggish, stupid and/or confused with your life.
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