the morning after some hard-core drug use (aw ye) and you are feeling rather sluggish, stupid and/or confused with your life.
Hey Colette, you're fricken cracked bauudddd
by rynsauce April 04, 2017
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Someone who so crazy they might as well be on crack
Friend: Do you think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?

You: What, are you cracked?
by RedFlev February 02, 2019
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To be absolutely insane (really good) in a certain activity. Mostly used in gaming communities.
Bob: Dude he's so good.
Ivan: I told you, he's cracked!
Bob: Yea man, true!
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The feeling that you're about to explode as a result of too much stress, like when glass cracks as a result of rapid temperature change.
Man, I have so much on my plate right now: school, work, kids, etc. I just feel so cracked.
by Rain Shadow August 08, 2011
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waking up to the sound of your buddy cracking a beer in your face early in the morning, usually after a night of partying or savraging (see savrage). If you get cracked, you must chug the entire beer upon awakening.

The rules for cracking go as follows:

-It must be after 7:00AM

-It must be a 12oz light beer

-The beer must be cold

-Only the last person still asleep qualifies for getting cracked

-No alarms can be set for waking up to crack someone

-A counter attack may be achieved by grabbing the beer out the cracker's hand before the beer is cracked open, or by cracking open a beer in said cracker's face before getting cracked; this is a very rare occurrence and the person getting counter-cracked must drink both beers
I can't believe I got fucking cracked this morning, that beer tasted like absolute shit.

Better hope I don't wake up before you tomorrow.. I'm gonna crack your ass in the morning.

Yo Tommy drank way too much, he's definitely getting cracked in the morning.
by DeltaAlphaDeltaDaddy April 29, 2012
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