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Crack-ti-vated 

Someone who can’t do anything unless they have smoked crack
Stee-devon Went to pick Denayshay up to take her to Costco and she was still in bed when he got there. So Stee-devon whipped out a crack pipe and gave it to Denayshay and straight after she smoked it she shot out of bed and was ready in 2.4 minutes. It’s like the crack had motivated her and she had become Crack-ti-vated
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Cracktivated

The sometimes urge, while geared up, to absolutely anything and possibly everything, and do everything that there is to do with your Cracktivity.
Sam: "oh my God, I was so Cracktivated this morning that I got my whole day's chours done, walls washed, lawn mowed, built a shed and even learnt taxidermy, and it's only 9AM."
Cracktivated by WEREKAHOLITIC October 23, 2019