A snack that is kept in the crack, in case of emergencies. Resembles a churro that is thicker with a veiny texture.
by Crack-snack Industries ™️ June 2, 2020

by dimble kong June 12, 2016

snacks sold in bodegas and corner stores worldwide. choices can range anywhere from cream cheese danishes to doritos to Arizona iced tea tall boys. none of these items cost more than a dollar.
dude 1: dude I'm going down to the 'dega for crack snacks. whatcha want.
dude 2: gimme a zona and some some coconut cookies
dude 2: gimme a zona and some some coconut cookies
by Brett Gazes June 18, 2008

A myth in southwestern ohio of July 30,2006.People in the area reported seeing naked aliens frying on acid.The story goes about a 20-year old girl who got abducted,anal probed,and gang banged by aliens.She was forced against her will to learn to suck dick.Her teacher was Sanjaya Malakar.
Murph: I seen american idol on tv last night.
Ed: Me too, sanjaya malakar was suckin ryan seacrest dick.
Murph: Have you heard of the ohio crack snack?
Ed: Yeah sanjaya is a flaming faggot.
Ed: Me too, sanjaya malakar was suckin ryan seacrest dick.
Murph: Have you heard of the ohio crack snack?
Ed: Yeah sanjaya is a flaming faggot.
by bennypotsmoker April 19, 2007

The eating of potato chips.
by Lionel Spoons April 14, 2006

by trigger hollmore April 14, 2006

The process of taking a girl home and ordering food. You then have sex with her and stop upon the food arriving. Eat the food and pass out.
by thesnackandcracker September 8, 2025
