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Crack and Jack

When you book a hotel room to spend the night smoking crack and jerking off to pay-per-view porn.
Sorry I'm late for work, I just got off a two-day crack and jack.
by pizzaman724 January 9, 2011
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Jack and Crack

Drinking Jack Daniels and smoking Crack on top of a hill with your friends, while dressed up as witches.

Always done during the week of Halloween.
Randy: Well, I got the Jack
Thomas: And I got the Crack!
Randy: Oh, yeah! Jack and Crack Witch Week. Let's do this!
Gerald: Everybody up the hill!
by Richie Queijo November 3, 2017
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"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."
by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023
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