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Crack Head Shit

Another word for stupid;When a person does stupid shit without any real reason, cause or valid explanation.
Craig got fired for stealing boxes. Stealing boxes? Damn.. Now that’s some Crack head shit
Crack Head Shit by Khandi86 July 3, 2018

crack flapper shit 

noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")

The kind of shit that seems to create it's own weather system. While taking a shit, your butt cheeks feel like they are flapping in the wind when the shit comes out.
"Did you hear the big crack flapper shit I just had?"

"Yes, it sounded like you were ready for take off!"
crack flapper shit by jamminspacey January 24, 2010

Shit Crack 

Unable to conjure humour in any form.

Someone with no sense of humour, or who is just plain boring, is 'shit crack'

A place that isn't entertaining can be said to have 'shit crack'
"John has shit crack"

"I was at this party, but left because it was shit crack"
Shit Crack by thecrackslayer June 18, 2009

Crack my shit up

Yo my white american brother you are making me laugh so hard that my anus could crack open
Hey man that is too funny you crack my shit up.
Crack my shit up by SickAD June 10, 2009

Shit Crack 

Shit Crack is a word that is used to describe and address many things. In addition to this it has several meanings, here they are. 1. A person that is shit crack is incomprehensibly boring, mediocre, idiotic, and so irrationally ignorant that when they walk into the room you know you hate them. 2. Shit Crack is a fucking hilarious word and may be used as a comedic term. 3. When Shit Crack is used to describe a place that means: 1. That the place is literally so awful it is literally a crack(like in a sidewalk) filled with shit, or 2. That is ridiculously mediocre and tasteless(taco bell) that even the herpes on the toilet seat are too good for the place. Please use Shit Crack it will make your descriptions of "anything" seem more... colorful.
7/11 is shit crack.

George Bush is shit crack, but i hated him already before he was sworn into presidency, the second time.

All mainstream commercial music (anything on Z100) is shit crack, meaning most people have a shit crack taste in music
Shit Crack by Frosty Nips November 7, 2010

crack ho shit 

When a women who is both a slut and a crackhead , takes a shit!
Last night I was banging a slutty crackhead and suddenly shit came out of her ass. I said, oh my god, look at that crack ho shit!
crack ho shit by Richthekid July 7, 2017
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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