Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys 

1. Consuming a beer, with your friends.

2. A meme.

1.
Bob: Hey boys, wanna crack open a cold one?

2.
Me: *Drives up to window*
Me: Can I Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys?
Employee: Sorry, boys machine broken.
Me: Understandable, have a great day.

Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys by Eridan from HSA June 16, 2017

Crack open a cold one with the boys 

idiom that means "To spend time with friends" and can also be spelled as "Crack open a cold one with the bois"

Gotta go, gonna go and crack open a cold one with the boys
I'm just chillin' here, Crackin' open cold ones with the bois

Crack open a cold one with the boys by ♥🗺☠ June 17, 2021

Crack open a cold one with the boys 

When you and a group of friends engage in necrophilia together. A gangbang with a dead body.

“I can’t wait til the weekend when I can crack open a cold one with the boys.”

Crack open a cold one with the boys by boobhaver December 25, 2018

Crack open a cold one with the boys 

To crack open a cold one (a beer) with the boys (your acquaintances). (youtu.be/y3afY0P1G7Y)

It sucks when you are sick on Saturday and can't crack open a cold one with the boys!

Crack open a cold one with the boys by Bonanzad May 31, 2017

Crack open a cold one with the boys 

The simple art of practicing necrophilia with your bestest of homies. Typically practiced in your local catholic cemetery between the hours of 1am to 3am.

Hey Bruce, wanna go crack open a cold one with the boys down at the cemetery on Garfield Street with Dick, Jason and Tim?

Crack open a cold one with the boys by Pedro K Hasseem March 24, 2022

Crack open a cold one with the boys 

Fun fun fun fun fun

Ugh it was a terrible day because I didn't crack open a cold one with the boys

Crack open a cold one with the boys by Crackinwithdaboyz May 22, 2017

Crack open a cold one with the boys 

The simple practice of the art of necrophilia with your bestest of friends. Typically performed in a Catholic Cemetery between the hours of 1am to 3am.

Hey Juan,
Wanna go crack open a cold one with the boys down at the cemetery on Garfield Street?

Crack open a cold one with the boys by Pedro K Hasseem March 24, 2022