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Crack Bottom

A drinking game that requires much endurance and tolerance both physically and mentally.

How to Play:

1. There are two people in each team and as many teams as people wish to have.

2. One person lays on the ground with their stomach facing up. The other partner stands over the person lying down directly above their face and faces their feet.

3. The person standing over the partner laying down will take off their pants.

4. Beer or alcohol will then be poured down the persons crack and into the partners mouth.

How to Win:

1. Win by being the last team standing.

2. Teams are eliminated when one person passes out or cannot tolerate it anymore and gives up.

Take it to The Next Level:

Players can step up their game and push their physical limits by playing with coffee or hot chocolate.
Person 1: Dude, I'm getting tired of playing beer pong, I wish there was another drinking game just as good.

Person 2: Crack bottom is whats in now. No more beer pong!

Person 1: What? Whats crack bottom? How do you play?

Person 2: Prepare your anus, that is all.
Crack Bottom by c205suf October 26, 2011
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Crack Rock Bottom 

Hitting rock bottom involving crack cocaine.
Not just rock bottom, crack rock bottom.
"wow Kim just got fired, her life sucks now... she's totally gonna hit crack rock bottom."

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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