Crack A Mole 

When you tuck your dick behind you and get a "backwards blowjob" and her nose is all up in your ass crack.

"I just wanted a BJ, but she insisted on giving me a Crack a mole instead"

Crack A Mole by Micheal Seagram March 19, 2020

crackamole 

the stuff that's left when you don't wipe well enough

My butt itches. There must be some crackamole.

crackamole by Lucy Klein September 22, 2007

crackamole`

crackamole` is a green growth, similar in texture and consistency to guacamole`, that occurs on a docket skank or crackwhore as a result of extremely poor personal hygiene.

Eric: "omg Bruce! did you see that green shit on that cum dumpster!"

Bruce: "yeah man! it was fucking rank. she must have like crackamole` or something. that shit was so chunky!"

Eric: "gahh! that didnt improve the taste of her ham sandwhich at all! it was like eating a rotten fish taco with california cheese dip

crackamole` by salvadere September 23, 2007

crackamole 

the stuff that's left when you have not wiped yourself well enough

My butt itches. I think I left some crackamole.

crackamole by Lucy Klein September 10, 2007