jack crack

The person is so stupid that you just want them to go in a hole and die.

You jack Crack you stole my Cherry Dr.Pepper and Hot cakes.

by GrimReaper1029 October 25, 2017

crack my head

dumbass twitter groupchat that isn't dead. we will live forver!!

kait: remember the og days?
vix: yeah, old crack my head was the best

by definitelynotqueer August 23, 2019

Crack Spazz

When a crackhead from the streets of Detroit begins to peak on his solid powder and demand money from you in order to stay on his crack mongering mission.

Damn that crack spazz wouldn't leave me alone for over an hour until I gave gave him a dollar to continue his crack mission.

by King Smidi July 6, 2017

Crack Juice

An energy drink with a sizable amount of caffeine

Friend: how do you have so much energy?
Me: I drank Crack Juice

by crackjuicelover January 6, 2020

crack juice

when your sweating and your butt itches and you have alot of "crack juice"

wow babe look at that CRACK juice im hot too

by d4eftybbhn ok, May 9, 2018

Don't crack my wig

Don't give me a headache you square.

If you don't dig jazz don't crack my wig about it.

by Beanaeb November 21, 2011

Crack midget

A nigga of small stature who indulges in the pleasures of inhaling vaporized crack cocaine

I was locked up in the joint with a fuckin crack midget bruh. that nigga was out of his mind, wouldn't stop fiending for rock so I punted his little ass into the toilet

by Realassmofucka69420 January 24, 2021