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Crabwalking buttfuck Spider

The crabwalking buttfuck spider

Is a large dinner plate sized spider

This primeval creature has a danger level of extraordinary it latches onto its human victims Faces and sticks it's proboscis into any available offices and secretes it's DMT load incompasitating it's victim shlepna male shlepnar female the shlepna secretes DMT specifically 5 meo DMT n,n DMT 5 chloro DMT 5 bromo DMT NMT 4aco DMT and 4-ho DMT. the shlepnar latches onto the face of the victim after eating the shlepna to fertilize the eggs it absorbs the shlepnas DMT and uses it to keep the human incompasitated while it fertilizes once the eggs are fertilized the shlepnar uses its 3rd proboscis to blow its egg load into the humans mouth the eggs become larva that feed themselves to the victim to preserve their living food source for as long as possible the larva secrete DMT as well after the larva mature they kill their food source by rapidly consuming every non vital part of the brain for counciousness preserving the counciousness maximum suffering the larva need endorphins to grow into crab walking buttfuck spiders the females die after blowing their load
Hey Ricky do you want to go catch that shlepna

Yhea Romulus we need that "(crabwalking buttfuck spider)" transcend the eseential part yes it's imperative
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