cowboy hat

The paper thin, white paper sheets available in most public bathrooms to place between your cheeks and and the seat. Can be easily folded and worn to look like a cowboy hat.

Matt came back from the bathroom with a new cowboy hat. Too bad the waitress at Denny's didn't let it slide.

by Kyle Barry August 24, 2006

Cowboy hat

A certain type of hat that is wore by people who want to be fucked in the asshole

That gay dude over there just put on a cowboy hat

by Cowboysteve January 15, 2023

cowboy hat rain protector

N. The toilet seat covers commonly found in public restrooms.

A paper toilet seat cover

The toilet seat at the gas station was so nasty I had to lay down a cowboy hat rain protector!!

by brett tarrant October 16, 2006

the cowboy hat rule

A rule made to keep people (ladies) from stealing your cowboy hat. If you wear a cowboy'hat, you have to ride the cowboy!

Well seeing as how you don't made off with my hat, your truck or mine in accordance with the cowboy hat rule.

Excuse me pretty lady, I assume since you're wearing my hat, you're ready to obey the cowboy hat rule!

by Elk_newbie July 8, 2017

free cowboy hat

A disposable toilet seat cover typically found in public restrooms (see assgasket), so called because of its uncanny resemblance to a Stetson hat when the center is punched out and it is placed upon the head. And, because they're free.

Jimmy prefers the stalls to the urinals, because he always gets a free cowboy hat.

by doritoboi November 4, 2006

Wigger in a cowboy hat

basically the same thing as Cwigger. A usually male adolescent who feels he has the right to boast ignorantly about his hard life, and then runs around acting like a gangster while wearing a bandanna (his flag) and a cheap cowboy hat.

A person who is somehow able to love both Country music and rap/pop music at the same time and still be sane.

"Omg, can you believe that guy! He goes around talking so much crap and then doesn't back it up, then he goes and rocks out to Toby Keith ,, thinkin' he's a badass, what a wigger in a cowboy hat!!"

by Happynoodlegal July 8, 2009

Pplish Cowboy Hat

The in-bathroom stall papers that create a gasket seal over the toilet bowl, or when used over the head, provide a uniqe headpiece.

As Jon left the bathroom, he decided to accentuate his wardrope by taking an extra Polish Cowboy Hat and placing it on his well-combed head.

by howyoudoin January 5, 2005