Cow'd 

to have the feeling of being run over by a cow after having eaten copious amounts of dairy and/or beef

Jared has just been cow'd.
Becca, you ate all that ice cream? You've just been cow'd.

Cow'd by Reburka December 4, 2010

suck a cow dick 

Something you say to someone when they annoy or upset you. It's telling someone to suck a fat dick, choke and die.

Brooke's being a real bitch, she can go suck a cow dick.

suck a cow dick by Dinosaur359 May 10, 2017

COW DIKE 

The partner to a Bull Dike, often more feminine and may resemble a normal woman.

Me: I thought she was straight until I saw her 'Bull Dike' friend named Pat.
Other: Yeah, wow - Angie is a real Cow Dike.

COW DIKE by Tommy Kay January 16, 2008

Mad Cow Displease 

Usually used when one is upset or is mad about a cow

Man them Darn cow i am very mad cow displeased

Mad Cow Displease by Akiozenki Sudonymus February 20, 2011

Mad Cow Disease 

A fatal brain disease in cattle that is also known as Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis (BSE). It is caused by harmful proteins called prions, and the symptoms are similar to Altzheimers, because the brain basically turns into a useless sponge.
Originally, Mad Cow was a brain disease in sheep called scrapie, but was eventually transferred to cows by some fucking cheapass farmers who saved a few bucks by mixing sheep brains in the cattle feed, knowing damn well that cattle are herbivores. Humans who eat Mad Cow beef develop a similar brain-wasting disease called Creutzfeld-Jakob disease.
As for the Mad Cow scare in the U.S., the cow that was tested positive for the disease was STILL sent to the slaughterhouse and its meat shipped out two weeks before the story made it to the news. And every step now taken to prevent the disease from spreading to humans may be too late because there may have already been hundreds or thousands of Mad Cows that have been slaughtered, chopped up, purchased by consumers, eaten, digested, and metabolized. Oh well. It's only a matter of time before some of us start to drop dead from Mad Cow disease.

But on the other hand, Mad Cow disease may also be a hoax because there are also confirmed cases of non-beef eaters, vegetarians, and vegans who have died from diseases that are very similar to Mad Cow.

Mad Cow Disease by sarcastic December 25, 2003

Mad Cow Disease 

Something all those bitches have on that TV talk show,"The View" Especially Star Jones, that big fat-ass sloppy chicken eating she-male and also that fucking Joy Behar, who should be shot for simply being the most stupid cunt ever.

Stay away from the View, I heard you can get Mad Cow Disease from watching it!

Mad Cow Disease by Stern-a-holic May 10, 2004

cow dick 

A dick that is half white half black resembling a cow

Justin has a cow dick

cow dick by India is ba November 13, 2017