Covid Dick is a phenomena where male covid patients have reported loss in the length and girth of their penis after recovering from Covid-19. This reduction in length can be anywhere from half an inch to 3 inches in some cases. It's also been said to cause erectile dysfunction and can at times be permanent damage.
Girl 1: "So hows your sex life!"
Girl 2: *sighs* "Robbie has covid dick so he can barely get up anymore and even when he does its not the same..."
Girl 2: *sighs* "Robbie has covid dick so he can barely get up anymore and even when he does its not the same..."
by HealthAdvice November 19, 2022
The opposite of whisky dick.
When a male is deprived of sexual intercourse due do covid or other uncontrollable actors of god but, not typically prone to premature ejaculation.
When a male is deprived of sexual intercourse due do covid or other uncontrollable actors of god but, not typically prone to premature ejaculation.
Bekah: last time he lasted forever but , i don’t know...last night was awful! He must have had Covid dick.
Karen: Covid dick?
Bekah: He nutted in me like right away!
Karen: Covid dick?
Bekah: He nutted in me like right away!
by Zilliondollar July 03, 2020
Any phallic based transmission of the novel coronavirus (COVID-19) including but not limited to: anal, oral, nasal, esophageal, and retinal.
by TrolleyT June 23, 2020
I don't know which is worse, getting a Covid shot and dying or getting a Covid shot and getting Covid Dick? Essentially you are dead either way.
by Delta Pussy January 14, 2022
I don't know which is worse, getting the clot shot and dying or getting the clot shot and getting Covid Dick. Essentially you are dead either way.
by Delta Pussy January 14, 2022
by Dj KoniX April 13, 2022
Resembling or appearing to be Ron DeSantis
Steven Colbert said it best, “Scientists have confirmed that Covid-Dick is real; yes, but he prefers to be called Ron DeSantis
by MamaRiosNJ January 20, 2022