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Coathanger 

A particularly vicious punch to the gut, as effective on pregnant women as a coathanger abortion.
My girlfriend told me she was pregnant the other day, so I gave her the ol' coathanger.

I got into a fight last night, I got coathangered and spent the next 10 minutes coughing up blood.
Coathanger by Fluffyudders February 15, 2019

Hot-ass Coathanger 

Beater of Prostitutes, weapon of Pimps.

A coathanger heated up and used to beat a prostitute for disobeying the rules of the pimp.
-"Hey, Dad, why does mom have marks all over her body?"
-"I'm not your dad, but she fell on a hot-ass coathanger"

-"Damn, Sharon, why not just take the whole $100?"
-"I'll get beaten by my pimp's hot-ass coathanger, that's why, Ilene!"

Coathanger Tan

The tan received after going on a vacation to get an abortion.
After the condom broke, Genna came back from Miami with a coathanger tan.
Coathanger Tan by Miami Bob May 5, 2020

Liquid Coathanger 

A sparkling drink consisting of a standard mimosa with a Plan B pill added to it.
Girl, the dick was so good last night I let him cum inside me. I need a Liquid Coathanger this morning to fix that mistake!

Copathedic 

Everything is 100 percent;any situation is happening the way it should happen;no problems
Oh,..oh,..oh.. I'm just sayin.. keep it 100! I'm just trying to tell ya, everything is copathedic!
Copathedic by Shorty Reese November 3, 2016

Covationship 

A relationship formed during the 2020 Coivd-19 pandemic.
Paul and I started dating in quarantine online. That was the beginning of our covationship.
Covationship by SugaMama! June 20, 2020